What a difference a day makes

“What a difference a day makes? To think yesterday when I left to go shopping I was such a frigid bitch. Finding this bracelet on the street was the best thing to happen to me! To think I hadn’t gotten laid in over 4 months was crazy. I cant believe I was like that, I barely wore makeup, I couldn’t walk in heels, and I was so horrible and pale. It was just the worst!

And now? Well just look at me… You know exactly what kind of slutty bitch I have become, It feels so good, I don’t think i could ever go back. 

Anyway I think we have time for another round before my husband gets home. What do you think?