One Key Detail

“Well goodbye!” Nikki said patronisingly.

Brian stood there in shock as his formerly frumpy girlfriend had just dumped him. He had just paid for them to come away to this resort where she had been given a spectacular makeover.

When she had returned from the resorts salon she seemed so different, not just in the way she looked, but in her general demeanour. She was every bit the bimbo that Brian had paid for, Her once chubby body was now well toned and fit, she now walked with a sexy swing in her step and her speech was filled with likes and giggles. 

She had seemed disinterested when she first returned, Brian had passed it off as tiredness from the makeover. But he had been noticing her checking out all the hot guys that were littered around the resort. She also kept disappearing for hours at a time.

When Brian finally called her on it she just came out and dumped him. Apparently he just didn’t measure up anymore. She told him a girl as hot as her could never date a guy like him. She had been fucking all the guys around the resort for days now.

Brian was devastated, in his haste to get himself a bimbo girlfriend he had forgotten one thing. 

Bimbo’s don’t date nerds.