Would You Rather?

Would you rather have huge dick-sucking lips or a pair of obviously fake tits? 

I had heard the rumors going round about the mysterious “Would you rather?” text messages that people were receiving. I was obviously very skeptical, but the rumors were that once you replied you were changed based on your answer.

“I will take the Fake Tits any day" I typed. I thought to myself “At least I can hide them under my clothes, If I got a pair of those massive lips I would never be taken seriously again.” and I hit send.

The feeling was almost instant, my bra became tight and I could feel that my breasts were actually growing. I managed to whip off my bra in the nick of time, before it became too tight. After several minutes The swelling stopped and I was left with two large firm breasts that seemed to have made it their mission to defy gravity.

It would be obvious to anyone who looked at them that they were fake, so I began my plan to save face. I already had the webpage up on my screen ready to purchase some nice, thick sweaters to keep them covered. As I hit order, I felt the phone buzz.

“What kind of girl gets herself fake tits and hides them away? Maybe you should be the kind of girl that would want those things in the first place. I would rather that was the case…wouldn’t you?”

I looked down at the implants that I had just spent my savings on. They were magnificent, I had made sure to get a fresh spray tan and spent the afternoon shopping for a top to really show them off for their grand debut. 

The result was all I could hope for and more, perfect for bagging myself a hot footballer to make me his WAG. Making sure my makeup was on point, I headed out into the club looking for a target, enjoying the throb of the music resonating through my boobs. What a great choice I had made.